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![Ladki Wale: Hamari Ladki Ko Khujli Ki Bimari Hai.<br/>
Ladke Wale: Hamare Ladke Ko Bhi Khujli Ki Bimari Hai.<br/>
Pujari: That's great... they are made for itch other. Now on they can build their relationship from scratch!]()
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Ladke Wale: Hamare Ladke Ko Bhi Khujli Ki Bimari Hai.
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![Dating is getting cozy on the sofa.<br/>
Marriage is getting sleepy on the sofa!]()
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Marriage is getting sleepy on the sofa! -
![As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible!]()
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![Boss: Why aren't you working?<br/>
Employee: I didn't see you coming!]()
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![People keep asking me, `Is COVID-19 REALLY that serious?` Listen, the casinos and churches are closed.<br/>
When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious!<br/>
#COVID19 #Coronavirus]()
Upload to Facebook People keep asking me, "Is COVID-19 REALLY that serious?" Listen, the casinos and churches are closed.
When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious!
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![Smart men don't tell you how smart they are.<br/>
Rich men don't tell you how rich they are.<br/>
Tough men don't tell you how tough they are.<br/>
Honest men don't tell you how honest they are.<br/>
Con men do!]()
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Rich men don't tell you how rich they are.
Tough men don't tell you how tough they are.
Honest men don't tell you how honest they are.
Con men do! -
![I helped my neighbor out with something today and he said to me, `I could marry you.`<br/>
I couldn't believe it! You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!]()
Upload to Facebook I helped my neighbor out with something today and he said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it! You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! -
![Patient: I am finding it impossible to get any alone time lately.<br/>
Therapist: Have you tried dating a golfer?]()
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![Things not to say on a first date:<br/>
3. You've overdone the makeup<br/>
2. You look fat in this outfit<br/>
1. Wait a minute, my wife is calling]()
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3. You've overdone the makeup
2. You look fat in this outfit
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![I'm a nobody.<br/>
Nobody is perfect.<br/>
And therefore, I am perfect!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
And therefore, I am perfect!
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