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![Friend: How do you sleep at night fully knowing people don't like you?<br/>
Me: With no underwear. In case, they want to kiss my a**!]()
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![I am convinced that most girls want a wedding more than a husband!]()
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![Kid: I have a netbook, smartphone, flash drive, iPad. Dad, what did you use in school when you were a student?<br/>
Dad: My brain!]()
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![At the vegetable market:<br/>
Lady: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?<br/>
Seller: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself!]()
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Lady: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals?
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![Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb?<br/>
He promised, `That he'll never part with it!`]()
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![Once a Pig went to a doctor for a check-up.<br/>
Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well.<br/>
Doctor: Are you sure?<br/>
Pig: Abe Dikhai Nahi Deta? Suar Hi Hoon Main!]()
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Pig: Doctor I am not feeling well.
Doctor: Are you sure?
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![My boss told me, `Dress for the job you want. Not the job you have.`<br/>
Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as 'Spider Man'!]()
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![Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes.<br/>
Some of them even look like people!]()
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Some of them even look like people!
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