• You can call me antisocial but just don't call me!Upload to Facebook
    You can call me antisocial but just don't call me!
  • Some people were put on earth to teach me patience and they're not doing a good job of it at all!Upload to Facebook
    Some people were put on earth to teach me patience and they're not doing a good job of it at all!
  • Fans Toh Bahut Hain Hamare Lekin...<br/>
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Ab Sardi Ki Wajah Se Ghar Wale Chalane Nahi Dete!Upload to Facebook
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    Ab Sardi Ki Wajah Se Ghar Wale Chalane Nahi Dete!
  • Other Countries: Nice Tattoo Bro!<br/>
India: Bhai Ab Tujhe Government Job Nahi Milegi!Upload to Facebook
    Other Countries: Nice Tattoo Bro!
    India: Bhai Ab Tujhe Government Job Nahi Milegi!
  • There is no concept of deep conversations in the brown household. You be discussing a hard reality with your mom and she interrupts...<br/>
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`Jao Pehle Gas Band Kar Ke Aao!`Upload to Facebook
    There is no concept of deep conversations in the brown household. You be discussing a hard reality with your mom and she interrupts...
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    "Jao Pehle Gas Band Kar Ke Aao!"
  • Amazon and Flipkart Sale is on 16th to 25th October 2020.<br/>
To get MAXIMUM Savings, UNINSTALL both the Apps!Upload to Facebook
    Amazon and Flipkart Sale is on 16th to 25th October 2020.
    To get MAXIMUM Savings, UNINSTALL both the Apps!
  • Technology has changed everything in our life.<br/>
Pehle Jo 'Katti' Hua Karti Thi, Ab Usse 'Block' Ke Naam Se Jaana Jata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Technology has changed everything in our life.
    Pehle Jo 'Katti' Hua Karti Thi, Ab Usse 'Block' Ke Naam Se Jaana Jata Hai!
  • Photos & screenshots that I've saved on my phone are a lot like my relationship with my ex.<br/>
It made total sense at the time when I saved it. But now I don't understand why I did it and I feel so stupid!Upload to Facebook
    Photos & screenshots that I've saved on my phone are a lot like my relationship with my ex.
    It made total sense at the time when I saved it. But now I don't understand why I did it and I feel so stupid!
  • I asked Alexa why does my wife always says that I'm stupid.<br/>
She immediately called me stupid and told me that her name was Siri and not Alexa!Upload to Facebook
    I asked Alexa why does my wife always says that I'm stupid.
    She immediately called me stupid and told me that her name was Siri and not Alexa!
  • Living beings with the strongest senses:<br/><br/>

4. Bats can hear sounds from as far as 1 Km<br/>

3. Hawks can see things from as far as 1 Km<br/>

2. Sharks can smell blood from as far as 1 Km<br/>

1. My wife can tell if I'm lying irrespective of the distance!Upload to Facebook
    Living beings with the strongest senses:

    4. Bats can hear sounds from as far as 1 Km
    3. Hawks can see things from as far as 1 Km
    2. Sharks can smell blood from as far as 1 Km
    1. My wife can tell if I'm lying irrespective of the distance!
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