You can call me antisocial but just don't call me! |
Some people were put on earth to teach me patience and they're not doing a good job of it at all! |
Fans Toh Bahut Hain Hamare Lekin... . . . . . . Ab Sardi Ki Wajah Se Ghar Wale Chalane Nahi Dete! |
Other Countries: Nice Tattoo Bro! India: Bhai Ab Tujhe Government Job Nahi Milegi! |
There is no concept of deep conversations in the brown household. You be discussing a hard reality with your mom and she interrupts... . . . . "Jao Pehle Gas Band Kar Ke Aao!" |
Amazon and Flipkart Sale is on 16th to 25th October 2020. To get MAXIMUM Savings, UNINSTALL both the Apps! |
Technology has changed everything in our life. Pehle Jo 'Katti' Hua Karti Thi, Ab Usse 'Block' Ke Naam Se Jaana Jata Hai! |
Photos & screenshots that I've saved on my phone are a lot like my relationship with my ex. It made total sense at the time when I saved it. But now I don't understand why I did it and I feel so stupid! |
I asked Alexa why does my wife always says that I'm stupid. She immediately called me stupid and told me that her name was Siri and not Alexa! |
Living beings with the strongest senses: 4. Bats can hear sounds from as far as 1 Km 3. Hawks can see things from as far as 1 Km 2. Sharks can smell blood from as far as 1 Km 1. My wife can tell if I'm lying irrespective of the distance! |