• Law of Relationship:<br/>
Relationship neither can be created nor can be destroyed.<br/>
It can be transferred from one 'Babu' to another 'Shona'!Upload to Facebook
    Law of Relationship:
    Relationship neither can be created nor can be destroyed.
    It can be transferred from one 'Babu' to another 'Shona'!
  • A burglar stole all my lamps.<br/>
I should be upset, but I'm delighted!Upload to Facebook
    A burglar stole all my lamps.
    I should be upset, but I'm delighted!
  • If 2020 were a drink, what kind of beverage would it be?<br/>
Colonoscopy prep!Upload to Facebook
    If 2020 were a drink, what kind of beverage would it be?
    Colonoscopy prep!
  • Why couldn't the guy be a fulltime fisherman?<br/>
The net income wasn't enough!Upload to Facebook
    Why couldn't the guy be a fulltime fisherman?
    The net income wasn't enough!
  • I had a blind date last night and I loved it. She couldn't see me take the food from her plate!Upload to Facebook
    I had a blind date last night and I loved it. She couldn't see me take the food from her plate!
  • Indigo will now claim that they are better than DHL or FedEx or even Amazon.<br/>
They now have an on-time delivery!<br/>
#BabyBirthIndiGoUpload to Facebook
    Indigo will now claim that they are better than DHL or FedEx or even Amazon.
    They now have an on-time delivery!
    #BabyBirthIndiGo
  • Now Indigo Airlines will have 3 sections instead of the usual 2.<br/>
Economy section, Business section and the C section!<br/>
#BabyBirthIndiGo  Upload to Facebook
    Now Indigo Airlines will have 3 sections instead of the usual 2.
    Economy section, Business section and the C section!
    #BabyBirthIndiGo
  • Why can't skeletons play church music?<br/>
They don't have any organs!Upload to Facebook
    Why can't skeletons play church music?
    They don't have any organs!
  • Son: What kind of tree is that?<br/>
Father: It's clearly a Dogwood.<br/>
Son: How do you know?<br/>
Father: I can tell by its bark!Upload to Facebook
    Son: What kind of tree is that?
    Father: It's clearly a Dogwood.
    Son: How do you know?
    Father: I can tell by its bark!
  • Just because some idiot threw the rumour in the market that `Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus`.<br/>
Nobody dares, not even NASA or ISRO, to go to Venus... Only Mars missions!Upload to Facebook
    Just because some idiot threw the rumour in the market that "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".
    Nobody dares, not even NASA or ISRO, to go to Venus... Only Mars missions!
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