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![A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:<br/>
Suit is ready, trial on Monday!]()
Upload to Facebook A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:
Suit is ready, trial on Monday! -
![Dear Girls:<br/>
If your boyfriend is texting you in between a Cricket match then leave him.<br/>
Kyonki Jo Cricket Ka Nahi Hua... Woh Tumhara Kya Hoga!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Girls:
If your boyfriend is texting you in between a Cricket match then leave him.
Kyonki Jo Cricket Ka Nahi Hua... Woh Tumhara Kya Hoga! -
![Me: Hey.<br/>
Crush: Hi... how ya doing?<br/>
Me: Yakeen Karne Ki Koshish!]()
Upload to Facebook Me: Hey.
Crush: Hi... how ya doing?
Me: Yakeen Karne Ki Koshish! -
![After a month's dieting, my wife and I decided that we could have a cheat day.<br/>
She brought an extra-large cheese pizza and I was fine. But when I brought home my girlfriend, she's furious.<br/>
Women are difficult to understand!]()
Upload to Facebook After a month's dieting, my wife and I decided that we could have a cheat day.
She brought an extra-large cheese pizza and I was fine. But when I brought home my girlfriend, she's furious.
Women are difficult to understand! -
![Empty sports stadiums introduce me to artificial crowd noise.<br/>
Me: Alexa, play cheering fans as I load the dishwasher!]()
Upload to Facebook Empty sports stadiums introduce me to artificial crowd noise.
Me: Alexa, play cheering fans as I load the dishwasher! -
![Boy 1: I am so excited Halloween is coming.<br/>
Boy 2: But you never celebrate Halloween.<br/>
Boy 1: This Halloween will be the first time I wore a mask since I was ten years old!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy 1: I am so excited Halloween is coming.
Boy 2: But you never celebrate Halloween.
Boy 1: This Halloween will be the first time I wore a mask since I was ten years old! -
![Wife: Where's that beautiful girl who was serving drinks?<br/>
Friend: What do you want, the girl or a drink?<br/>
Wife: Neither, I'm looking for my husband!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Where's that beautiful girl who was serving drinks?
Friend: What do you want, the girl or a drink?
Wife: Neither, I'm looking for my husband! -
![Doctor: Why did you miss your appointment yesterday?<br/>
Patient: Sorry I was sick!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Why did you miss your appointment yesterday?
Patient: Sorry I was sick! -
![Earlier: By word of mouth.<br/>
Now: By the word of social media!]()
Upload to Facebook Earlier: By word of mouth.
Now: By the word of social media! -
![Half my humor is puns, the other half is memes.<br/>
The third half is an absurdity!]()
Upload to Facebook Half my humor is puns, the other half is memes.
The third half is an absurdity!
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