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![Boss: Why are you late?<br/>
Employee: It's not your concern.<br/>
Boss: What?<br/>
Employee: Traffic jam.<br/>
Boss: I don't care about traffic.<br/>
Employee: I told you!]()
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Employee: It's not your concern.
Boss: What?
Employee: Traffic jam.
Boss: I don't care about traffic.
Employee: I told you! -
![Really ashamed to say that my friends cannot handle alcohol. Last night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me out of the bar!]()
Upload to Facebook Really ashamed to say that my friends cannot handle alcohol. Last night, they dropped me thrice while carrying me out of the bar! -
![That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly turn into a karate master!]()
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![Priyanka: 38 Years<br/>
Nick: 26 Years<br/><br/>
Malaika: 48 Years<br/>
Arjun: 33 Years<br/><br/>
Anjali: 52 Years<br/>
Sachin: 46 Years<br/><br/>
Me: 60 Years<br/>
Glenfiddich: 18 Years<br/><br/>
Nothing really matters as long as you love each other!]()
Upload to Facebook Priyanka: 38 Years
Nick: 26 Years
Malaika: 48 Years
Arjun: 33 Years
Anjali: 52 Years
Sachin: 46 Years
Me: 60 Years
Glenfiddich: 18 Years
Nothing really matters as long as you love each other! -
![I invited my girlfriend to the gym with me and then I didn't show up.<br/>
I hope she gets the message that we're not working out!]()
Upload to Facebook I invited my girlfriend to the gym with me and then I didn't show up.
I hope she gets the message that we're not working out! -
![What is the salary?<br/>
Something which comes like Tortoise and goes like Rabbit!]()
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Something which comes like Tortoise and goes like Rabbit! -
![Two days into a relationship and you already calling him your pillar of strength.<br/>
Can you let the cement dry at least!]()
Upload to Facebook Two days into a relationship and you already calling him your pillar of strength.
Can you let the cement dry at least! -
![Did you know you can skydive without a parachute...<br/>
but only once!]()
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but only once! -
![My neighbor stopped saying hi to me. I guess she found my social media posts!]()
Upload to Facebook My neighbor stopped saying hi to me. I guess she found my social media posts! -
![Monkeys just pretend to be less intelligent than humans so they can avoid paying taxes and going on a job search!]()
Upload to Facebook Monkeys just pretend to be less intelligent than humans so they can avoid paying taxes and going on a job search!
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