Obama: President Trump has the Corona Virus. We should send him a card. Biden: Can I write in it, "Stay Positive"! |
Do not wait until you're on your deathbed to tell others how you feel. You may not be able to raise your middle finger at that time! |
What's the biggest learning from this pandemic? Nothing is in our hands but still we need to wash them! |
Having COVID is one thing. But being locked up with Trump for two weeks is another. Pray for Melania! #PotusCovid |
If you or a loved one watched the 2020 Presidential Debate, you may be entitled to compensation. Call now - (983)927-THAT Again... that number is: (WTF)WAS-THAT |
Waiter: How would you like your steak, Sir? Customer: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare, it is! |
What is Milk's boiling point? The exact point when you aren't in the Kitchen! |
Other People: Doctor! Punjabi: DaxSaab! |
Until this Corona Virus is over, could you all please use this emoji 😷 when laughing at my post... I ain't taking any chances! |
You remind me of a Software Update. Whenever I see you, I usually think not now! |