• Obama: President Trump has the Corona Virus. We should send him a card.<br/>
Biden: Can I write in it, `Stay Positive`!Upload to Facebook
    Obama: President Trump has the Corona Virus. We should send him a card.
    Biden: Can I write in it, "Stay Positive"!
  • Do not wait until you're on your deathbed to tell others how you feel.<br/>
You may not be able to raise your middle finger at that time!Upload to Facebook
    Do not wait until you're on your deathbed to tell others how you feel.
    You may not be able to raise your middle finger at that time!
  • What's the biggest learning from this pandemic?<br/>
Nothing is in our hands but still we need to wash them!Upload to Facebook
    What's the biggest learning from this pandemic?
    Nothing is in our hands but still we need to wash them!
  • Having COVID is one thing. But being locked up with Trump for two weeks is another.<br/>
Pray for Melania!<br/>
#PotusCovidUpload to Facebook
    Having COVID is one thing. But being locked up with Trump for two weeks is another.
    Pray for Melania!
    #PotusCovid
  • If you or a loved one watched the 2020 Presidential Debate, you may be entitled to compensation.<br/>
Call now - (983)927-THAT<br/>
Again... that number is: (WTF)WAS-THATUpload to Facebook
    If you or a loved one watched the 2020 Presidential Debate, you may be entitled to compensation.
    Call now - (983)927-THAT
    Again... that number is: (WTF)WAS-THAT
  • Waiter: How would you like your steak, Sir?<br/>
Customer: Like winning an argument with my wife.<br/>
Waiter: Rare, it is!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: How would you like your steak, Sir?
    Customer: Like winning an argument with my wife.
    Waiter: Rare, it is!
  • What is Milk's boiling point?<br/>
The exact point when you aren't in the Kitchen!Upload to Facebook
    What is Milk's boiling point?
    The exact point when you aren't in the Kitchen!
  • Other People: Doctor!<br/>
Punjabi: DaxSaab!Upload to Facebook
    Other People: Doctor!
    Punjabi: DaxSaab!
  • Until this Corona Virus is over, could you all please use this emoji 😷 when laughing at my post... I ain't taking any chances!Upload to Facebook
    Until this Corona Virus is over, could you all please use this emoji 😷 when laughing at my post... I ain't taking any chances!
  • You remind me of a Software Update.<br/>
Whenever I see you, I usually think not now!Upload to Facebook
    You remind me of a Software Update.
    Whenever I see you, I usually think not now!
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