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Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?<br/>
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!<br/>
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!<br/>
*Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores*]()
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Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!
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True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!]()
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You just have to listen varicosely!]()
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But not so for iron... which is ironic!]()
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They went up by a million percent last year!]()
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![My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.<br/>
The other 2 jumped out of the way!]()
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