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![Me: Alexa! Play 'Abhi Zinda Hun To Jee Lene Do, Bhari Barsaat Mein Pi Lene Do. Mujhe Tukdon Mein Nahi Jeena Hai...'<br/>
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![`Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,` I said to my wife.<br/>
She said, `Wear your own then!`]()
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Ask any sniper!]()
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![If there were an award for the most skeptical person, the most skeptical person might not accept the award!]()
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![Dentists always ask dumb questions like `When's the last time you flossed?`<br/>
Like bro, you were there. You did it!]()
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![These days nobody respects age.<br/>
Unless it's distilled and bottled!]()
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![I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.<br/>
I took gold, silver, and bronze!]()
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![I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.<br/>
I don't know y!]()
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I don't know y! -
![I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig.<br/>
It was a small price toupee!]()
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