Funny SMS

  • The filthiest pub I was ever in was called The Fiddle.<br/>
It was a vile inn!Upload to Facebook
    The filthiest pub I was ever in was called The Fiddle.
    It was a vile inn!
  • Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you!Upload to Facebook
    Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you!
  • Parenting is such hard work.<br/>
But you know what? At the end of the day?<br/>
You are exhausted from all the hard work!Upload to Facebook
    Parenting is such hard work.
    But you know what? At the end of the day?
    You are exhausted from all the hard work!
  • My inflatable house got a puncture last night.<br/>
Now, I'm living in a flat!Upload to Facebook
    My inflatable house got a puncture last night.
    Now, I'm living in a flat!
  • I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.<br/>
`Who's blood is this?`, `How did you get it?`, `Why is it in a bucket?`Upload to Facebook
    I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.
    `Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?"
  • No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!Upload to Facebook
    No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!
  • She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.<br/>
He: Chingummm!Upload to Facebook
    She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.
    He: Chingummm!
  • As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.<br/>
But then it started to grow on me!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.
    But then it started to grow on me!
  • You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them!Upload to Facebook
    You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them!
  • My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!Upload to Facebook
    My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!
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