The filthiest pub I was ever in was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn! |
Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you! |
Parenting is such hard work. But you know what? At the end of the day? You are exhausted from all the hard work! |
My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now, I'm living in a flat! |
I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions. `Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?" |
No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love! |
She: I love your desi accent, please say it again. He: Chingummm! |
As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair. But then it started to grow on me! |
You don't miss playing childhood video games. You miss the feelings, experiences, and emotions that went along with them! |
My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee! |