Funny SMS

  • Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend!
  • Why did you choose to be cremated?<br/>
Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!Upload to Facebook
    Why did you choose to be cremated?
    Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!
  • It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google!Upload to Facebook
    It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google!
  • Punjabi Panda:<br/><br/>

There are 2 Pandas:<br/>
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda<br/>
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabi Panda:

    There are 2 Pandas:
    The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
    The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
  • Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!Upload to Facebook
    Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
  • I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.<br/>
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
    You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
  • The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';<br/>
IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';<br/>
And Navy was 'No-Sena'!Upload to Facebook
    The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';
    IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';
    And Navy was 'No-Sena'!
  • I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...<br/>
Broco Lee!Upload to Facebook
    I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
    Broco Lee!
  • 15+15 is thirty.<br/>
16+16 is thirty too!Upload to Facebook
    15+15 is thirty.
    16+16 is thirty too!
  • If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!Upload to Facebook
    If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!
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