Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend! |
Why did you choose to be cremated? Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body! |
It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google! |
Punjabi Panda: There are 2 Pandas: The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda! |
Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple! |
I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask. You should have seen the filthy look she gave me! |
The army is 'Bhartiya Sena'; IAF was 'Why-you-Sena'; And Navy was 'No-Sena'! |
I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother... Broco Lee! |
15+15 is thirty. 16+16 is thirty too! |
If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part! |