Girl and Boy SMS

  • Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.<br/>
Girl: No, not before marriage.<br/>
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.
    Girl: No, not before marriage.
    Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
  • <b>Difference</b><br/>
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.<br/>
Boyfriend: OK Baby.<br/><br/>

Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.<br/>

Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!Upload to Facebook
    Difference
    Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
    Boyfriend: OK Baby.

    Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
    Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
  • Girl: Main Kitni Moti Lag Rahi Hun Na?<br/>
Boy: Lag Nahi Rahi, Moti Hi Hai Tu! Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Main Kitni Moti Lag Rahi Hun Na?
    Boy: Lag Nahi Rahi, Moti Hi Hai Tu!
  • Girl: I want a hot boy as my boyfriend.<br/>
Boy burns self: Le Ab Toh Set Ho Ja!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I want a hot boy as my boyfriend.
    Boy burns self: Le Ab Toh Set Ho Ja!
  • Girl: Do you love me?<br/>
Boy: Yes<br/>
Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.<br/>
Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes
    Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.
    Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?
  • When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start!Upload to Facebook
    When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start!
  • Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?<br/>
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?<br/>
Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
    Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
    Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
  • A boy met a girl in a metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Oh! are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a dentist!Upload to Facebook
    A boy met a girl in a metro.
    Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
    Boy: Oh! are you single?
    Girl: No, I am a dentist!
  • A boy and a girl chatting<br/>
Boy: Where do you live?<br/>
Girl: Indore, and you?<br/>
Boy: Out Door!Upload to Facebook
    A boy and a girl chatting
    Boy: Where do you live?
    Girl: Indore, and you?
    Boy: Out Door!
  • Boy: Will you go out with me this weekend?<br/>
Girl: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Will you go out with me this weekend?
    Girl: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend!
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