Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss. Girl: No, not before marriage. Boy: Don't worry, I am already married! |
Difference Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge. Boyfriend: OK Baby. Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge. Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends! |
Girl: Main Kitni Moti Lag Rahi Hun Na? Boy: Lag Nahi Rahi, Moti Hi Hai Tu! |
Girl: I want a hot boy as my boyfriend. Boy burns self: Le Ab Toh Set Ho Ja! |
Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical. Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein? |
When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start! |
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai! |
A boy met a girl in a metro. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Oh! are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist! |
A boy and a girl chatting Boy: Where do you live? Girl: Indore, and you? Boy: Out Door! |
Boy: Will you go out with me this weekend? Girl: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend! |