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![Boy calls Police: Hello? I need your help!<br/>
Police: Alright, What is it?<br/>
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!<br/>
Police: So what's your emergency?<br/>
Boy: The ugly one is winning!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy calls Police: Hello? I need your help!
Police: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
Police: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning! -
![Boy: Hey, you have something on your face.<br/>
Girl: The most beautiful smile in the world?<br/>
Boy: Pagal, Kabootar Ne Beeth Kar Di Hai!]()
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Girl: The most beautiful smile in the world?
Boy: Pagal, Kabootar Ne Beeth Kar Di Hai! -
![Girl: Do I look tired?<br/>
Boy: No, You look ugly!]()
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Boy: No, You look ugly! -
![<b>Boy chatting with his girlfriend:</b><br/><br/>
Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.<br/>
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.<br/>
Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?<br/>
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...]()
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Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.
Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend... -
![Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga<br/>
Girl: GF Hai?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink?
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
Girl: Do you smoke?
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
Girl: GF Hai?
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga! -
![Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!]()
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Girl: Ignore! -
![A girl chatting with a boy:<br/>
Girl: I love you<br/>
Boy: I love you too<br/>
Girl: Too late<br/>
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57<br/>
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?]()
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Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too
Girl: Too late
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56? -
![Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?<br/>
Girl: No, not even in your dreams.<br/>
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!]()
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Girl: No, not even in your dreams.
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids! -
![Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.<br/>
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.<br/>
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.<br/>
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar! -
![Shortest rejected proposal:<br/>
Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai?<br/>
Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 3]()
Upload to Facebook Shortest rejected proposal:
Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai?
Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 3
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