Boy: Sad Kyon Ho?
Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain. Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho. Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"! |
Boy: Your favorite cuisines? Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite. Boy: Bas Behan Bas! |
Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities. Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties! |
Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye. Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa! |
Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too! |
She: Why didn't you call me? He: I met with an accident. She: So? He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you! |
Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi.. Girl: Kya? Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na? Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe... Boy: What? Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na! |
Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho. Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail! |
Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai. Boy: To Le Lo. Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun? Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote! |
On first Date: Boy: Kya Logi, Beer? Girl: Main Nahi Peeti. Boy: To Phir Cold-drink? Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi! |