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![Boy: What do you like in me?<br/>
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.<br/>
Boy: How?<br/>
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: What do you like in me?
Girl: People change with time but you didn't.
Boy: How?
Girl: You were jobless when I met you and you're still jobless! -
![Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,<br/>
`Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?`<br/>
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!]()
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"Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai! -
![Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Yes Baby!<br/>
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!<br/>
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?
Girl: Yes Baby!
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
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A boy and a girl on chat:
Girl: Hi baby
Boy: Hi... how are you?
Girl: I am fine... could you please send me 15k?
Boy: 15k! for what?
Girl: 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.
Boy: It's ok my love... take it...
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![Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.<br />
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
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![Height of using Emoticons:
<br/>Boy: Kya Kal Raat Tum Party Mein Thi?<br/>
Girl: 🐘<br/>
Boy: Yeh Kya?
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Girl: Ha Thi]()
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Boy: Kya Kal Raat Tum Party Mein Thi?
Girl: 🐘
Boy: Yeh Kya?
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![Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho<br/>
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...<br/>
Boys Always Rock...]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
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![Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua<br/>
Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai?<br/>
Ladki: Nahin Ji, Par Aap Chalana Main Peeche Baith Jaungi..!]()
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Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai?
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![Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?<br/>
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?<br/>
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?
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![Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.<br/>
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!
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