Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name. Girl: Superman? Ironman? Boy: No, It's Yourman! |
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai. Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai! |
Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook: Girl: Kaun Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari. Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari. Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari. Girl: Married Hun Main. Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari! |
Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho? Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai. Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai! |
Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game. Girl: Which game? Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek. Girl: Why? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find! |
Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho? Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye! |
Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya? Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun. Girl: Kyon ? Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye! |
A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate; But a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate! |
Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Okay, then go die please! |
Boyfriend: I love it when you cry badly. Girlfriend: Why is it so? Boyfriend: Because that's the only moment you hug me tightly! |