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Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai! -
Love affair in School:
Girl's way:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!"
Boy's way:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"! -
![Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words.<br />
Husband: Galti Meri Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Husband: Galti Meri Hai! -
Pehle Shirt Utaari
Uske Baad Pant Utaari
Aur Fir Banyan Utaari
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Saala, Garmi Fir Bhi Buhut Lag Rahi Hai! -
![Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi.<br />
Banta: Kya Hua?<br />
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi.
Banta: Kya Hua?
Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do! -
A Haryanvi Love Story:
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Red Rose Deta Hai, Tab Ladki Buhut Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai...
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Na Yo Ni Lendi Mai. Yo To Laag Ra Mhare Ghraaan! -
Indians are getting CRAZY waiting for "Achhe Din". That's why, the government is starting...
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High Speed train from Delhi to Agra! -
All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha.
Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying,
"Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!" -
Summer Vacation:
Most Important question facing the country today?
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Tere Bacchon ka Holiday Home Work ho Gya Kya? -
Buri Nazar Wale...
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You are welcome!
It's a hoarding message outside an Optical Store!
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