Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the . . . . . . . modern form of childhood 'Katti'! |
Shopkeeper: Bolo Sahab, Kya Chaahiye? Man: Hone Wali Biwi ke Kutte ke Liye Cake Lene Aaya Hoon... milega kya? Shopkeeper: Haan... par Yahin Khaaoge ya Pack kar doon? |
A girl and a boy got married. Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka Bacha hua . . . . . . . . Khaana Kharab ho Geya! Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na... Don't be shocked... just read it again carefully! |
Har Sapne Ko Apni Saanson Mein Rakho; Har Manzil ko Apni Baahon Mein Rakho; Har Jeet Hogi Hamesha Aapki; Bas Apne Lakshya Ko Apni Nigahon Mein Rakho! |
SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore. When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he remarked - "It's Kaafi with Karan"! |
Uff Garmiii... . . . . . . . . . Jab Uppar Garmi Hai, Toh Nichhe Kaunsa AC Laga Hai... Jo Dhoond Rahe Ho? Summers Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark ho! |
Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge... . . . . . . . . . Isliye Bheja Hi Nahi. Gir Gaye To? You see, I care for you! |
Wife to her husband: I love you! I can't live without you! Mar Jaungi! Mit Jaungi! Jehar Pee Luongi! Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi! Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage! |
Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein"; Kyunki . . . . . . Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein! |
Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai; Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai; Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai; Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye... . . . . Oh My God... Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai! |