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Koi Pathar Se Na Maare, Mere Dewaane Ko...
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Nuclear Power Ka Jamaana Hai, Bomb Se Udaa Do Saale Ko! -
Dosti Ke Rishte Buhut Lambe Hote Hein. Pata Nahi Kaha Tak Chalein Ge!
Do Kadam Tum Chalna aur Do Kadam Hum Chalein Ge...
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Baad Mein Auto Kar Lenge... -
My watchman from Nepal said to me, "Syria ka Badshah Mar Gaya!"
I watched all the news channels but found no such news. When I went in the lawns after one hour, I learnt, "Chidiya ka Bacha Mar Gaya!" -
Ik Bewafa Ke Ghum Mein Haatho Mein Jam Utha Liya;
Phir Bread Par Laga Diya Aur Chaai Ke Saath Khaa Liya!
Har Premi Bewda Nahi Hota, Koi Koi Bhukkad Bhi Hota Hai! -
Ram Chander Keh Gye Siya Se;
Aisa Kalyug Aayega;
Dono Taraf Se Hoge Message;
Phone Kabhi Nhi Aayega.
Bolo Whatsapp Ki Jai! -
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Shopkeeper: Casio?<br />
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?]()
Upload to Facebook A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
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Ladkiyaan Itna Kam Kyun Bolti Hein?
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Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho, Joke Toh Uppar Hai! -
Khuda Ki Mohabbat Ko Fanaa Kaun Karega;
Sabhi Bande Nek, Toh Gunah Kaun Karega;
Aye Khuda, Mere Inn Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Salamati Ki Dua Kaun Karega! -
Make your Saturday a Sunny-vaar by watching her beautiful videos! -
Mom: Why do you watch English TV channels?
Me: Kyun, Kya Problem Hai Usme?
Mom : Koi culture hai woh? 100 baar shaadi-divorce.
Me: What about "Ballika Vadhu"?
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