Hinglish SMS

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  • Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?<br /> Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega!<br /> The salesman fainted!Upload to Facebook
    Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?
    Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega!
    The salesman fainted!
    Hinglish / SantaBanta   
  • Suraj Se Achha Tara Kohi Nahi;
    Humaraa Jaisa Rishta Aur Nahi!
    Chahe Saari Duniyaa Me Dhund Lo;
    Mere Jaisa Pyaara...
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    Aur Tumhare Jaisa Aawaraa Aur Koi Nahi!
    Hinglish / Pranks   
  • Mohabbat Aur Maut Dono Ki Pasand Bhi Ajeeb Hai:
    Ek Ko Dil Chahiye:
    Aur Dusre ko Dhadkan!
    Hinglish / Life   
  • What do you call an unconscious Vijay Mallya?
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    Bejan Daruwalla!
    Hinglish / Alcohol / PJs   
  • Sunny Leone: `Ragini Mms 2` Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi.<br /> Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein! Upload to Facebook
    Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi.
    Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
    Hinglish / Bollywood / Pappu   
  • Ladka Shaadi Se Pehle - Spiderman
    Sagai Ke Samay - Superman
    Shaadi Ke Samay - Gentleman
    Shadi Ke 10 Saal Baad - Watchman
    20 Saal Baad - Dobermann
    Hinglish   
  • Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.
    Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.
    Hubbby: What's this non-sense?
    Wife: Koi "April Fool" Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!
    Hinglish / April Fool / Marriage   
  • Ladkiyan Itna Kam Kyu Bolti Hain?
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    Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho Joke Toh Uppar Hai!
    Hinglish / Women   
  • Stages of a Relationship:
    1.Jaan
    2.Jaanu
    3.Jaanwar
    4.Jaa Marr!
    Hinglish / Relationship   
  • Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.<br/> Preeto: Why are you standing here?<br/> Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.<br/> Preeto: Toh Jao Na.<br/> Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.
    Preeto: Why are you standing here?
    Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.
    Preeto: Toh Jao Na.
    Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
    Hinglish / JeetoPreeto   
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