Hinglish SMS

  • Aap Ka Message Nichhe Hai.
    .
    .
    Aur Nichhe..
    .
    .
    Aur Bhi Nichee...
    .
    .
    Buhut Nichee...
    .
    .
    Thoda aur Nichhee...
    .
    .
    Tum Sirf Ek Message ke Liye Itna Nichhee Gir Jayoge,
    Mujhe Andaza Bhi Nahi Tha!
  • Lion to Lioness: Sach Bataa, Shaadi Se Pahele Teraa Koi Chakkar Toh Nahin Thaa Na?
    Lioness: Is Baat Pe Mujhe Ek 'Sher' Yaad Aa Gayaa!
  • Dear Ladies,
    You can never lose weight, if you keep eating BHAAV all the time!
  • Gujju Premi: Darling, Mere Kaan Me Kuchh Halka Sa, Kuchh Narm Sa, Kuchh Mitha Sa aur Kuchh Namkin Sa Kaho.
    Premika: Dhokla!
  • Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!<br/>

Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
    Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
  • 23 years ago, Pooja Bhatt's movie 'SADAK' was realeased and now it's her sister Alia Bhatt's 'HIGHWAY'.
    Desh ka Vikas to Hua Hai.
    Ho Raha Bharat Nirman!
  • Garmi Ka Mausam Kaise Aaye Ga? 'Summer' ka Antt to "Dhoom 3" Mein Ho Geya Tha!
  • Jeevan Mein 3 Baatein Kissi Ko Kabhi Nahi Batani Chahiyein:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    1.

    2.

    3.

    Kissiko Bhi Nahi - Matlab Hi Nahi Banata!
    Aapko Bhi Nahi!
  • Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho?
    Girl: Arz Maarti Hu:
    Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada;
    Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada;
    Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada;
    Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!
  • Maine 14 February ko Khajoor khaee... At least I can say, I had a date this Valentine!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT