| The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence! |
| During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb. But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it! |
| My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in! |
| Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives! |
| Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are: Made for each other. Mad for each other. Mad at each other. Or maid for each other? |
| I need help! In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right. What do I do next? |
| During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing. When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!" |
| The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t. I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once! |
| My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. I renewed my subscription for further 10 years! |
| Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour. Husband: Wait. I can change! |
