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![Got my heavy goods license today.<br/>
Or as my wife likes to call it `marriage certificate`!]()
Upload to Facebook Got my heavy goods license today.
Or as my wife likes to call it "marriage certificate"! -
![If ladies can decide what to wear and what to eat, half their life is sorted out; the other half anyway is dedicated to sorting out husband, children, relatives and colleagues!]()
Upload to Facebook If ladies can decide what to wear and what to eat, half their life is sorted out; the other half anyway is dedicated to sorting out husband, children, relatives and colleagues! -
![Wife: Amitabh Bachchan is a really great actor. Sharab Na Peete Hue Bhi Sharab Peene Ki Kitni Achhi Acting Kar Lete Hain!<br/>
Husband to himself: Ab Isko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Sharab Na Pee Kar Peene Ki Acting Karne Se... SHarab Pee Kar, Na Peene Ki Acting Karna Kitna Mushkil Hai! Sach Mein Hamari Toh Koi Kadar Hi Nahi!<br/>
(Husband name not disclosed due to intolerance issues!)]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Amitabh Bachchan is a really great actor. Sharab Na Peete Hue Bhi Sharab Peene Ki Kitni Achhi Acting Kar Lete Hain!
Husband to himself: Ab Isko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Sharab Na Pee Kar Peene Ki Acting Karne Se... SHarab Pee Kar, Na Peene Ki Acting Karna Kitna Mushkil Hai! Sach Mein Hamari Toh Koi Kadar Hi Nahi!
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![After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, `Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?`<br/>
Husband says, `Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!`]()
Upload to Facebook After her husband has gone back to refill his drink for the fifth time at a host's party, the wife looks at him and says, "Aren't you embarrassed to keep going back for more?"
Husband says, "Nope. I Keep telling them it's for you!" -
![A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, `How much did you pay?`
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She replied `It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree`!]()
Upload to Facebook A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, "How much did you pay?"
She replied "It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree"! -
![People who say their wedding day was the BEST day of their lives have never had 2 chocolate bars fall from a vending machine at the same time!]()
Upload to Facebook People who say their wedding day was the BEST day of their lives have never had 2 chocolate bars fall from a vending machine at the same time! -
![A controversial and debatable question:<br/>
Today if Raavan took your wife away, would you still consider him evil?]()
Upload to Facebook A controversial and debatable question:
Today if Raavan took your wife away, would you still consider him evil? -
![Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?<br/>
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming! -
![Getting angry at somebody? Just think about the person... If the person is junior to you, count up to 10 and then talk.<br/>
If the person is equal to you, count up to 30 and talk.<br/>
If the person is senior to you, count 100 and then talk.<br/>
If the person is your wife... keep counting!]()
Upload to Facebook Getting angry at somebody? Just think about the person... If the person is junior to you, count up to 10 and then talk.
If the person is equal to you, count up to 30 and talk.
If the person is senior to you, count 100 and then talk.
If the person is your wife... keep counting! -
![The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband!]()
Upload to Facebook The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband!
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