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![It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!]()
Upload to Facebook It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other! -
![Husband was staring at a hoarding for a long time.<br/>
The hoarding was of a beautiful girl with a mixer grinder.<br/>
Wife taps his arms gently and said, `Let's go home. The exchange offer is only on the mixer grinder!`]()
Upload to Facebook Husband was staring at a hoarding for a long time.
The hoarding was of a beautiful girl with a mixer grinder.
Wife taps his arms gently and said, "Let's go home. The exchange offer is only on the mixer grinder!" -
![Husband takes his wife to a disco, there's a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.<br/>
Wife turns to her husband & sighs `You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him & I said no!`<br/>
Husband says `It looks like he's still out celebrating!`]()
Upload to Facebook Husband takes his wife to a disco, there's a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.
Wife turns to her husband & sighs "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him & I said no!"
Husband says "It looks like he's still out celebrating!" -
![My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's Sangria than ever before!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's Sangria than ever before! -
![Pro Tip to all wives:<br/>
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyway!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip to all wives:
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyway! -
![My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me! -
![Wife: My head is hurting.<br/>
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: My head is hurting.
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me! -
![Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<br/>
Wife: Shut Aap!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap! -
![Very effective threat by wife in a new style:<br/>
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...<br/>
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!<br/>
Husband went offline immediately!]()
Upload to Facebook Very effective threat by wife in a new style:
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!
Husband went offline immediately! -
![I read a book on marriage and it said, `You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date`.<br/>
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!]()
Upload to Facebook I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
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