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![The symptoms of EBOLA are:<br/>
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.<br/>
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!]()
Upload to Facebook The symptoms of EBOLA are:
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone! -
![Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!]()
Upload to Facebook Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married! -
![People don't get married anymore, they just update their privacy policy!]()
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![<b>Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.</b><br/>
Wife: Where the hell have you been?<br/>
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.<br/>
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!<br/>
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.
Wife: Where the hell have you been?
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore! -
![Alimony:<br/>
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!]()
Upload to Facebook Alimony:
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice! -
![A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for him!]()
Upload to Facebook A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for him! -
![I accompanied my wife when she went to get a haircut.<br/>Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.
`Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card,` she said.<br/>
`But my wife is here getting a haircut,` I explained.<br/>
`Yes,` she replied. `But I need something you'll come back for`!]()
Upload to Facebook I accompanied my wife when she went to get a haircut.
Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.
"But my wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.
"Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for"! -
![Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet.... you need to open!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet.... you need to open! -
![After all is said and done, more will be said by your wife about the other things that she wants to be done!]()
Upload to Facebook After all is said and done, more will be said by your wife about the other things that she wants to be done! -
![Not to brag but my wife calls my observations on marriage - my absurdvations!]()
Upload to Facebook Not to brag but my wife calls my observations on marriage - my absurdvations!
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