Marriage SMS

  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Never ask your wife for a suggestion on:<br/>
Kahan Chalna Hai?<br/>
Kya Khana Hai?<br/>
If you are not looking for answers like, 'Kahin Bhi' and 'Kuch Bhi'!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Never ask your wife for a suggestion on:
    Kahan Chalna Hai?
    Kya Khana Hai?
    If you are not looking for answers like, 'Kahin Bhi' and 'Kuch Bhi'!
  • Never go with your spouse for a walk...<br/>
Calories Burn Karna Hai Khoon Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Never go with your spouse for a walk...
    Calories Burn Karna Hai Khoon Nahi!
  • My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.<br/>
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!Upload to Facebook
    My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
    Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
  • `OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?`<br/>
The Reply was `OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?`Upload to Facebook
    "OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"
    The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"
  • After finishing dinner:<br/>
Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?<br/>
Wife: Cactus!Upload to Facebook
    After finishing dinner:
    Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?
    Wife: Cactus!
  • 86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!Upload to Facebook
    86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!
  • I salute all men who choose to be adventurous...<br/>
A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!Upload to Facebook
    I salute all men who choose to be adventurous...
    A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
  • Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br/>
She hugged him immediately!Upload to Facebook
    Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
    She hugged him immediately!
  • Survey & Analysis says:<br/>
If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!Upload to Facebook
    Survey & Analysis says:
    If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
  • Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?<br/>
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?
    Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
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