Pro Tip: Never ask your wife for a suggestion on: Kahan Chalna Hai? Kya Khana Hai? If you are not looking for answers like, 'Kahin Bhi' and 'Kuch Bhi'! |
Never go with your spouse for a walk... Calories Burn Karna Hai Khoon Nahi! |
My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons. Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'! |
"OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?" The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?" |
After finishing dinner: Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'? Wife: Cactus! |
86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it! |
I salute all men who choose to be adventurous... A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival! |
Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes. She hugged him immediately! |
Survey & Analysis says: If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple! |
Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun? Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo! |