A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age! |
In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking! |
Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor! |
A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles. He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals! |
Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband. Husband: The food tastes awful. Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking! |
I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`! |
Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt. Husband: So? Wife: So are you dating a bald woman? |
Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically! |
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death." Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?" |
Few more days to Valentine's Day: Wives have become more polite than customer care! |