Marriage SMS

  • A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!Upload to Facebook
    A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!Upload to Facebook
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
  • Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!Upload to Facebook
    Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
  • A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.<br/>
He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!Upload to Facebook
    A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.
    He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
  • Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. <br/>
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband. <br/>
Husband: The food tastes awful. <br/>
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!Upload to Facebook
    Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook.
    One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
    Husband: The food tastes awful.
    Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
  • I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!
Upload to Facebook
    I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!
  • Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.<br/>
Husband: So?<br/>
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.
    Husband: So?
    Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
  • Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
  • A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. <br/>
As he walked to the door she yelled, `And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death.` <br/>
Husband turned around and said, `So you want me to stay?`Upload to Facebook
    A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
    As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death."
    Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?"
  • Few more days to Valentine's Day: <br/>
Wives have become more polite than customer care!Upload to Facebook
    Few more days to Valentine's Day:
    Wives have become more polite than customer care!
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