There are many brave people, who always want to fight & be adventurous. Some choose Army & retire soon. Others get Married & fight to Death! |
A wife chatting with her friend about her husband. Just imagine... I asked him for 5000/- to go to the parlour. He looked me up & down and gave me 10000/- . . . . . Idiot! |
My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror! |
If French is the language of love, then long silences peppered with sarcasm must be the language of marriage! |
Husband: I love you till Moon and back. Wife: Priya Ke Pati Toh Jupiter Tak Gaye The Uske Liye Aur Aap Bas Moon and Back! |
Friends are forever. Until they get married! |
What is the difference between desire and greed? Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed! |
I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be! |
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo. Wife: Shut Aap! |
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. . . . . . . . . I just don't understand why marriage is still legal! |