Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. Husband: Next time take the car, silly! |
I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married! |
Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases. Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this! |
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere! |
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!" |
Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao. Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun? Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya. Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao! |
Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave. He knows good things take a little more time! |
The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before! |
Wife: What do you want for your birthday? Husband: Just let me win an argument for once! |
Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter! |