Marriage SMS

  • Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.
    Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
  • I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!Upload to Facebook
    I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!
  • Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases.<br/>
Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases.
    Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.<br/>
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!Upload to Facebook
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.
    Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - `That's the first time I ever saw her hot!`
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    A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
  • Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.<br/>
Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?<br/>
Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.<br/>
Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.
    Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?
    Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.
    Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!
  • Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.<br/>
He knows good things take a little more time!Upload to Facebook
    Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.
    He knows good things take a little more time!
  • The couples that are `meant to be` are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
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    The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
  • Wife: What do you want for your birthday?<br/>
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: What do you want for your birthday?
    Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
  • Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!Upload to Facebook
    Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!
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