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![In the middle of a fight, the husband said, `Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly.`<br/>
`No,` said angry wife, `Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose`!]()
Upload to Facebook In the middle of a fight, the husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."
"No," said angry wife, "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose"! -
![Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!]()
Upload to Facebook Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole! -
![My husband sent me a text that said, `Your sexy`. So, naturally, I wrote back, `No, you're sexy`. <br/>
He's been walking around all happy and smiling. <br/>
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?]()
Upload to Facebook My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy".
He's been walking around all happy and smiling.
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it? -
![A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.<br/>
Wife: Why did you do that?<br/>
Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!]()
Upload to Facebook A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.
Wife: Why did you do that?
Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim! -
![Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!]()
Upload to Facebook Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's! -
![I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.<br/>
It flashed the message: `You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again`!]()
Upload to Facebook I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.
It flashed the message: "You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again"! -
![On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: `If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready.`<br/>
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?<br/>
Husband: Toast and juice!]()
Upload to Facebook On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready."
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?
Husband: Toast and juice! -
![A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. `It's for my husband,` she explained.<br/>
`Did he tell you what gauge to get?` asked the store assistant.<br/>
Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!]()
Upload to Facebook A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she explained.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the store assistant.
Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him! -
![Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?<br/>
Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him!]()
Upload to Facebook Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him! -
![If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!]()
Upload to Facebook If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!
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