One-liners SMS

  • RIP boiling water. <br/>
You shall be mist!Upload to Facebook
    RIP boiling water.
    You shall be mist!
  • Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/>
Because he couldn't concentrate!Upload to Facebook
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
  • With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!Upload to Facebook
    With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
  • Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? <br/>
100 soles were lost!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
    100 soles were lost!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.<br/>
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!Upload to Facebook
    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
  • I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!Upload to Facebook
    I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
  • How do billboards talk?<br/>
Sign language!Upload to Facebook
    How do billboards talk?
    Sign language!
  • Knock knock<br/>
Who's there?<br/>
Ash<br/>
Ash who?<br/>
Bless you!Upload to Facebook
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Ash
    Ash who?
    Bless you!
  • How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!Upload to Facebook
    How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
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