RIP boiling water. You shall be mist! |
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate! |
With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial! |
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? 100 soles were lost! |
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller! |
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny! |
I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done! |
How do billboards talk? Sign language! |
Knock knock Who's there? Ash Ash who? Bless you! |
How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark! |