One-liners SMS

  • Did you hear the joke about the pizza?<br/>
Nah it's too cheesy!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
    Nah it's too cheesy!
  • What time did the man go to the dentist?<br/>
Tooth hurt-y!
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    What time did the man go to the dentist?
    Tooth hurt-y!
  • What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?<br/>
Ext-inked!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?
    Ext-inked!
  • 
How do farmers party?<br/>
They turnip the beets!Upload to Facebook
    How do farmers party?
    They turnip the beets!
  • My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!<br/>
'Clearly a Joint Family'!Upload to Facebook
    My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!
    'Clearly a Joint Family'!
  • Well, to be Frank...<br/>
I'd have to change my name!Upload to Facebook
    Well, to be Frank...
    I'd have to change my name!
  • What do you call a reptilian detective? <br/>
An Investi-Gator!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a reptilian detective?
    An Investi-Gator!
  • What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!Upload to Facebook
    What did the biologist wear on his first date?
    Designer genes!
  • What did a Sushi say to a Bee?  <br/>
Wasabi!Upload to Facebook
    What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
    Wasabi!
  • What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?  <br/>
Oh, sheet!Upload to Facebook
    What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
    Oh, sheet!
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