What kind of car does a rich cow drive? A cattlelac! |
What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh-acid! |
Wanna hear joke bout construction? Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it! |
How do trees access the internet? They log in! |
Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password. It's not stroganoff! |
How doctors propose on 14th Feb? "Will you BMI Valentine?" |
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate! |
What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps? Humphree! |
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. Eyeronic! |
My friend David had lost his ID. Now he's just Dav! |