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Because it's my respunsibility!]()
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![Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...<br/>
Then it just becomes a soap opera!]()
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![Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!]()
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![Why did the coffee file a police report? <br/>
It got mugged!]()
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![How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. That's a hardware problem!]()
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![If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!]()
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![What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?<br/>
Jurassic Pork!]()
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![What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? <br/>
HeHe!]()
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![How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!]()
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