One-liners SMS

  • If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?<br/>
Hiss and Hearse!Upload to Facebook
    If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?
    Hiss and Hearse!
  • If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony!Upload to Facebook
    If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony!
  • I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!
  • Do not trust atoms.<br/>
They make up everything!Upload to Facebook
    Do not trust atoms.
    They make up everything!
  • How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?<br/>
It went OK!Upload to Facebook
    How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?
    It went OK!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • What kind of shoes do artists wear?<br/>
SKETCHERS!Upload to Facebook
    What kind of shoes do artists wear?
    SKETCHERS!
  • Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!Upload to Facebook
    Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!
  • What do you call a bagel that flies? <br/>
A plane bagel!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a bagel that flies?
    A plane bagel!
  • What do you do with a sick boat? <br/>
Take it to the dock!Upload to Facebook
    What do you do with a sick boat?
    Take it to the dock!
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