If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say? Hiss and Hearse! |
If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony! |
I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked! |
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything! |
How did the date between oxygen and potassium go? It went OK! |
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller! |
What kind of shoes do artists wear? SKETCHERS! |
Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough! |
What do you call a bagel that flies? A plane bagel! |
What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock! |