March, April, May Remdesivir - not available Oxygen cylinders - not available Hospital beds - not available June/July Shimla - Sold out! Mussoorie- Sold out! Manali - Sold out! SPIRIT OF INDIA |
I'm a grown-up and mature man and I do whatever the hell my wife wants me to do. Period! |
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?" I said, "Where did that come from?" |
People judge other people by their actions, while you judge yourself by your thoughts! |
I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time! |
One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys? The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens! |
To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift! |
You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's! |
Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as "Are you wearing that?" |
Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you. Me: When is that, next year? |