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  • Don't tell people to respect their elders. Be an elder worth respecting!Upload to Facebook
    Don't tell people to respect their elders. Be an elder worth respecting!
  • Marriage is like a deck of cards.<br/>
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is like a deck of cards.
    In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
  • Wife: I am pissed!<br/>
Husband: Again or still?Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am pissed!
    Husband: Again or still?
  • It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong!Upload to Facebook
    It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong!
  • I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders!Upload to Facebook
    I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders!
  • My self-care is just knowing there's a bag of unopened double stuffed Oreos hidden in the pantry!Upload to Facebook
    My self-care is just knowing there's a bag of unopened double stuffed Oreos hidden in the pantry!
  • Memories are always special.<br/>
Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried, and we cry by remembering the days we laughed.<br/>
That's life!Upload to Facebook
    Memories are always special.
    Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried, and we cry by remembering the days we laughed.
    That's life!
  • Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy, it doesn't mean that you are not headed for sunshine!Upload to Facebook
    Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy, it doesn't mean that you are not headed for sunshine!
  • Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work?<br/>
The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job!Upload to Facebook
    Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work?
    The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job!
  • On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.<br/>
Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls!Upload to Facebook
    On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.
    Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls!
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