5G is amazingly fast. . . . . . Juhi Chawla already got the bill! |
Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G! |
While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine. While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night! |
Yes, I have a woman's intuition. It's my wife's! |
Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going? He replied, "Same virus bro, different mutation!" |
I'm not interested in long romantic walks on the beach. I'm interested in short quick walks to the cake in the fridge! |
I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first! |
My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments! |
When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent! |
The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings! |