The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing! |
Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened. Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open. Priests have demanded, temples to be opened. I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open. This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time! |
If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved! |
After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey! |
I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting. When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake! |
Delhi starts home delivery of liquor: Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi! |
Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done. ~ A tired housewife |
My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those! |
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?" I asked, "Where did that come from?" |
Reverse Application: Dear Sir, As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'. Regards |