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  • The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing!Upload to Facebook
    The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing!
  • Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.<br/>
Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.<br/>
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.<br/>
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.<br/>
This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!Upload to Facebook
    Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.
    Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
    Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
    I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
    This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!
  • If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved!Upload to Facebook
    If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved!
  • After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey!Upload to Facebook
    After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey!
  • I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting.<br/>
When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake!Upload to Facebook
    I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
    When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake!
  • Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:<br/>
Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:
    Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!
  • Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done.<br/>
~ A tired housewifeUpload to Facebook
    Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done.
    ~ A tired housewife
  • My wife just asked, `What are your plans for today?` As if she hasn't already decided those!Upload to Facebook
    My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those!
  • My wife said, `You really have no sense of direction, do you?`<br/>
I asked, `Where did that come from?`Upload to Facebook
    My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
    I asked, "Where did that come from?"
  • Reverse Application:<br/><br/>

Dear Sir,<br/>
As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'.
<br/><br/>
RegardsUpload to Facebook
    Reverse Application:

    Dear Sir,
    As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'.

    Regards
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