Leadership is not about being the best. Leadership is about making everyone else better! |
Screaming at me at the top of her voice ten times a day is how my wife gets her cardio! |
I eat healthy once and end up treating myself for it with cheese fries! |
When a new husband wins an argument with his wife, he celebrates because he thinks it's forever. When an experienced husband wins an argument with his wife, he's scared because he knows that he's just temporarily postponing his ultimate defeat! |
Finding a husband is hard You find a handsome one, the brain is empty. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious. You find a rich one, he is disrespectful. You find a hardworking one, he never has time for you. You find a serious one, his ex keeps calling. You find a humble one, he is broke. You find a responsible one, he is not romantic. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right. You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him. You find a smart one, he lies all the time! |
Do not lie, do not steal, do not cheat. The government hates competition! |
The success of any marriage depends entirely upon the husband's ability to know when to stay silent and when to say sorry! |
Find someone who will protect you like Mumbai police tried protecting Rhea Chakraborty! |
My wife has been having this terrible headache for the last three years. It's still a mystery to me why it occurs only at around bedtime! |
If you must believe, believe fiercely and fearlessly! |