Long ago, I proposed to my wife by asking her to marry me and make me the happiest man in the world. She said she cannot do both at the same time. And I thought it was a joke! |
Wife: There are rumors that there'll be a lockdown again soon. It's better you stock up some alcohol. Husband: Awww, so you really care about me. Wife: No it's for me, I need alcohol to survive another lockdown with you! |
My wife just walked out of the store with many shopping bags without even noticing me standing here. I think I need to write "75% off" on my T-shirt to get her attention! |
You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm! |
One of the greatest benefits of marriage is that you are told immediately about all the things you do wrong! |
Successfully completed an online Rafale fighter training course of 32 hours on Indian news channels! |
Meditation is receiving God's love. Service is sharing God's love! |
After a long journey of 8500 kms, the Rafale jets finally reached Ambala Airbase yesterday.
Today the jets will be flown to Chandigarh, Sector 28 market, taken to fit extra accessories like rubber floor mats, dark tinted film, Pioneer Deck with 1 Subwoofer, 2 speakers & 2 Tweeters, Mud Flaps, Air Freshener, Reverse horn and a small silver idol of Modi on the dashboard. Phew! |
My wife has made me learn so many wonderful things in life. For example, you can easily spend 4 hours shopping for a dress that your wife wants to wear for her friend's wedding! |
If running is difficult, run more. This lesson applies to anything! |