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  • Bread is like the Sun, it rises in yeast and sets in the waist!Upload to Facebook
    Bread is like the Sun, it rises in yeast and sets in the waist!
  • I am not rushing you, God.<br/>
I am just politely asking for a tracking number so I know the exact location of my blessings!Upload to Facebook
    I am not rushing you, God.
    I am just politely asking for a tracking number so I know the exact location of my blessings!
  • According to my fitness app, I've been dead for 6 weeks!Upload to Facebook
    According to my fitness app, I've been dead for 6 weeks!
  • Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.<br/>
Difficulty in breathing<br/>
Sweating profusely<br/>
Weakness<br/>
Headache<br/>
Stomach ache<br/>
And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!Upload to Facebook
    Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.
    Difficulty in breathing
    Sweating profusely
    Weakness
    Headache
    Stomach ache
    And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!
  • Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.<br/>

This is a masterstroke by Didi -  every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.<br/>
Amazing!<br/>
This is going to break the morale of the virus!Upload to Facebook
    Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.
    This is a masterstroke by Didi - every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.
    Amazing!
    This is going to break the morale of the virus!
  • Move in silence. Only speak when it's time to say checkmate!Upload to Facebook
    Move in silence. Only speak when it's time to say checkmate!
  • A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.<br/>
Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.<br/>
Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli!Upload to Facebook
    A couple dies in a car crash. The husband becomes a Bhoot. The Wife becomes a Chudail. They both find each other again after some time.
    Wife: Kitne Different Lag Rahe Ho Bhoot Ban Kar.
    Husband: Pagli, Tu Bilkul Nahi Badli!
  • If you really want to feast on peace, you ought to fast on gossip!Upload to Facebook
    If you really want to feast on peace, you ought to fast on gossip!
  • The teacher wrote on the board:<br/>
36x+2/3yx+3x (66y+12x)=0<br/>
He turned to Nelson and said, `Solve the problem.`<br/>
Nelson picked the duster cleaned the board and said, `Problem solved!`<br/>
In life too Some of our problems require only such solutions.<br/>
Dust off and move on!Upload to Facebook
    The teacher wrote on the board:
    36x+2/3yx+3x (66y+12x)=0
    He turned to Nelson and said, "Solve the problem."
    Nelson picked the duster cleaned the board and said, "Problem solved!"
    In life too Some of our problems require only such solutions.
    Dust off and move on!
  • Today's Weather Forecast:<br/>
Heavy showers of blessings, strong winds to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs to put a smile on your face!Upload to Facebook
    Today's Weather Forecast:
    Heavy showers of blessings, strong winds to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs to put a smile on your face!
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