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![When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man.<br/>
When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man.<br/>
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When your wife says `Can I ask you something, honey?`, please note that she has done enough research & already knows the right answer. But she is waiting for you to lie so that she can rip you apart with facts & further questions.<br/>
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When the true Guru is merciful, you will enjoy the Lord's love!<br/>
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ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤੁ।।<br/><br/>
If you make friends with the self-willed Manmukhs,<br/>
O friend, who can you ask for peace?<br/>
Make friends with the Gurmukhs,<br/>
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ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤੁ।।
If you make friends with the self-willed Manmukhs,
O friend, who can you ask for peace?
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I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say!]()
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I have developed heard immunity, having heard everything she has to say!
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