People who started a fake SBI branch in Tamil Nadu have been arrested. What caused the suspicion was the decent behaviour of the staff! |
The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. So plan your day wisely! |
Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike. Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you! |
My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more. Women are difficult to understand! |
Napolean was born in Nepal. His real name was Nepalian. ~ Oli #NepalPm #Ayodhya #LordRama #KPSharmaOli |
The reason adults aren't picky eaters is that they buy food that they like to eat! |
Trump: Kya Hua Bhai, Tumhara India Se Matter Solve Hua? Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain! |
In Congress, you may try to start from scratch but you'd be left scratching! |
Top three dreams of a man: 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is. 2. To be as rich as his child believes he is. 3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! |
Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry. Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons? Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21? Wife: What? Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya! |