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  • People who started a fake SBI branch in Tamil Nadu have been arrested.<br/>
What caused the suspicion was the decent behaviour of the staff!Upload to Facebook
    People who started a fake SBI branch in Tamil Nadu have been arrested.
    What caused the suspicion was the decent behaviour of the staff!
  • The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. So plan your day wisely!
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    The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. So plan your day wisely!
  • Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike.<br/>
Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Studies show that there are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. And there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them in your lifetime. I can't wait to meet my look alike.
    Wife: There's a 100% chance that he'll be disappointed looking at you!
  • My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more.
Women are difficult to understand!Upload to Facebook
    My wife complained that of late, I've not been paying her enough attention. So I started asking her everyday if she has gained a little weight. That is angering her even more. Women are difficult to understand!
  • Napolean was born in Nepal.<br/>
His real name was Nepalian.<br/>
~ Oli<br/>
#NepalPm #Ayodhya #LordRama #KPSharmaOliUpload to Facebook
    Napolean was born in Nepal.
    His real name was Nepalian.
    ~ Oli
    #NepalPm #Ayodhya #LordRama #KPSharmaOli
  • The reason adults aren't picky eaters is that they buy food that they like to eat!
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    The reason adults aren't picky eaters is that they buy food that they like to eat!
  • Trump: Kya Hua Bhai, Tumhara India Se Matter Solve Hua?<br/>
Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Trump: Kya Hua Bhai, Tumhara India Se Matter Solve Hua?
    Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain!
  • In Congress, you may try to start from scratch but you'd be left scratching!Upload to Facebook
    In Congress, you may try to start from scratch but you'd be left scratching!
  • Top three dreams of a man:<br/><br/>

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.<br/>

2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.<br/>

3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!Upload to Facebook
    Top three dreams of a man:

    1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
    2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
    3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!
  • Wife: What are you doing?<br/>
Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry.<br/>
Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons?<br/>
Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21?<br/>
Wife: What?<br/>
Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: What are you doing?
    Husband: Watching Tom & Jerry.
    Wife: Aren't you a little old to watch cartoons?
    Husband: Aren't you a little old to shop at Forever 21?
    Wife: What?
    Husband: Sorry, Sorry... Woh Bas Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya!
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