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  • Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?<br/>
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!Upload to Facebook
    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
    Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
  • Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.<br/>
Sleep peacefully, that is!Upload to Facebook
    Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.
    Sleep peacefully, that is!
  • This government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!Upload to Facebook
    This government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
  • When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!Upload to Facebook
    When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
  • My tastes are simple.<br/>
I am easily satisfied with the best!Upload to Facebook
    My tastes are simple.
    I am easily satisfied with the best!
  • Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.<br/>
Wife: What's so special about this news?<br/>
Husband: This is a dangerous news.<br/>
Wife: Why?<br/>
Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.
    Wife: What's so special about this news?
    Husband: This is a dangerous news.
    Wife: Why?
    Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines!
  • Not everyone can understand what marriage is all about especially those who are married!Upload to Facebook
    Not everyone can understand what marriage is all about especially those who are married!
  • Husband: I lost my job. With the current situation, it will be difficult to get another job. We may have to utilize our savings now. I'm really worried.<br/>
Wife: That's so sad. By the way, have you noticed my new hair colour?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I lost my job. With the current situation, it will be difficult to get another job. We may have to utilize our savings now. I'm really worried.
    Wife: That's so sad. By the way, have you noticed my new hair colour?
  • I asked my wife if I have anything in me that she doesn't like.<br/>
She scheduled a PowerPoint presentation tonight at 8 PM!Upload to Facebook
    I asked my wife if I have anything in me that she doesn't like.
    She scheduled a PowerPoint presentation tonight at 8 PM!
  • We can just make our day a good one or a bad one by our attitude  So why not show a positive attitude!Upload to Facebook
    We can just make our day a good one or a bad one by our attitude So why not show a positive attitude!
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