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  • ਹਮ ਮੂਰਖ ਮੂਰਖ ਮਨ ਮਾਹਿ।।<br/>
ਹਉਮੈ ਵਿਚਿ ਸਭ ਕਾਰ ਕਮਾਹਿ।।<br/><br/>

We all are ignorant; ignorance fills our minds.<br/>
Because we do all our deeds in ego.<br/>
~ Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGSJI - 666Upload to Facebook
    ਹਮ ਮੂਰਖ ਮੂਰਖ ਮਨ ਮਾਹਿ।।
    ਹਉਮੈ ਵਿਚਿ ਸਭ ਕਾਰ ਕਮਾਹਿ।।

    We all are ignorant; ignorance fills our minds.
    Because we do all our deeds in ego.
    ~ Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGSJI - 666
  • My wife has gone to her parents' and I'm missing her so much.<br/>
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has gone to her parents' and I'm missing her so much.
    So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!
  • My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!Upload to Facebook
    My doctor asked me how I could bear so much pain. I said I'm married for long enough!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    The best way to gain your wife's attention is by not giving her any attention!
  • My wife gifted me seven books on `How to be a better husband`. I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.<br/>
I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!Upload to Facebook
    My wife gifted me seven books on "How to be a better husband". I'm sure she's trying to convey some message to me.
    I think she wants me to develop a reading habit and that's why she has gifted these many books!
  • Reasons why my wife is upset with me:<br/>

1. I did something wrong (5%)<br/>
2. I have no idea (95%)Upload to Facebook
    Reasons why my wife is upset with me:
    1. I did something wrong (5%)
    2. I have no idea (95%)
  • I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.<br/>
She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?Upload to Facebook
    I texted my wife `You complete our relationship` but autocorrect changed it to `You complicate our relationship`.
    She has seen the message but not yet responded. Any advice guys?
  • I don't mind waiting for my wife to come out of the beauty parlour.<br/>
I use that time to watch my favourite films.Upload to Facebook
    I don't mind waiting for my wife to come out of the beauty parlour.
    I use that time to watch my favourite films.
  • Your heart tells you big things in little ways... listen!Upload to Facebook
    Your heart tells you big things in little ways... listen!
  • Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!Upload to Facebook
    Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!
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