-
I winked at my wife and told her that we should try something different in the bedroom.
So she handed me the vacuum cleaner and told me to start cleaning the bedroom! -
![The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.<br/>
Now I'm not allowed to go near her!]()
Upload to Facebook The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.
Now I'm not allowed to go near her! -
![My wife has stopped eating junk food as she's trying to lose weight. She requested me to be supportive.<br/>
So as a good husband, I'm now eating junk food for both of us!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife has stopped eating junk food as she's trying to lose weight. She requested me to be supportive.
So as a good husband, I'm now eating junk food for both of us! -
![Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other.<br/>
It's called `marriage!`]()
Upload to Facebook Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other.
It's called "marriage!" -
![When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows and not the flower!]()
Upload to Facebook When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows and not the flower! -
![My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.<br/>
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess! -
![Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.<br/>
But you're curious and do it anyway!]()
Upload to Facebook Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.
But you're curious and do it anyway! -
![In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!]()
Upload to Facebook In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach! -
![Sympathy... you can get from anyone.<br/>
But jealousy... you have to earn it!]()
Upload to Facebook Sympathy... you can get from anyone.
But jealousy... you have to earn it! -
![I just saw some idiot at the gym.<br/>
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!]()
Upload to Facebook I just saw some idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT