Women SMS

  • How to lie to a woman?<br/>
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
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    How to lie to a woman?
    Never mind, she already knows the truth!
  • Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...<br/>
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they can't see you!Upload to Facebook
    Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
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    they can't see you!
  • When she says, `Let me think about it.`<br/>
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!Upload to Facebook
    When she says, "Let me think about it."
    There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
  • Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!Upload to Facebook
    Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook!
  • Girls be like:<br/>
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!Upload to Facebook
    Girls be like:
    Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!
  • A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'!Upload to Facebook
    A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'!
  • What is the most dangerous thing in the world?<br/>
A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!Upload to Facebook
    What is the most dangerous thing in the world?
    A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
  • Time waits for no man...<br/>
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Yes, time is a woman!Upload to Facebook
    Time waits for no man...
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    Yes, time is a woman!
  • When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear `shut up, you're irritating` instead!Upload to Facebook
    When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead!
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