How to lie to a woman? Never mind, she already knows the truth! |
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but... . . . . . . they can't see you! |
When she says, "Let me think about it." There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'! |
Girls cry when they are angry because they know it's illegal to murder you! |
Civilized women don't kill each other with guns. They do it with vacation pics on Instagram and Facebook! |
Girls be like: Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi! |
A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than any 'National Secret Agency'! |
What is the most dangerous thing in the world? A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver! |
Time waits for no man... . . . . . . . . Yes, time is a woman! |
When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead! |