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Practice safe eating - always use condiments. -
Workers who roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirt. -
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others! -
Watch too many reality shows and your life becomes fictitious. -
Bore: Someone with a different hobby than hours. -
Forty - The age when a woman stops patting herself on the back and begins under the chin. -
Dentist - A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of others! -
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![Unemployed teachers have no class.]()
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