Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them. |
Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians. |
Shoe-makers are known to be sole people. |
Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion. |
Subways give token service. |
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! |
WRINKLES: Something other people have! |
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. |
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. |
Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching. |